≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊最终还是没敢反驳大佬的决定，默默的缩回脑袋，安静的等待着强制跳伞！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“轰！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;终于，在飞机飞过圣山后，刘磊和吕冒紫总算从机舱一跃而下！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;按下al键看看四周，嗯，足足有五个“疑似掉线”人员！想必，应该能喂饱吕冒紫大佬的胃口了吧！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;之所以说是疑似掉线，这还是从a转战国服的玩家们，带回来的臭毛病！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;假装掉线，然后给予毫无防备的低保户们一发突然袭击！说到底，就是低保户的智慧加强升级版，本质上并无区别！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;想想刚刚吕大佬那幅恶狠狠的语气，刘磊很是自觉的直接朝下方的一处建筑物飞去！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;呵呵，想必除了马老师，再没有哪个男主播敢于厚着脸皮去吃低保吧？再说了，刘磊身为职业选手，低保？不存在的！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;这无关其他，仅仅只是一个职业选手的骄傲！一个开了系统挂的“挂比”的底线！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;开伞，落地！刘磊二话不说迅速搜起物资来！刷车点距离这里还有些远，不过没关系，完全可以一路搜过去！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;之所以没有直接朝刷车点飞，也是因为担心吕大佬的安全问题！万一真的遇到了“疑似掉线”人员，吕大佬没k过呢？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;自己离的近点儿也可以迅速支援嘛！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;想着，刘磊打开房门，咦？医疗包？绷带，能量饮料！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;额，厕所还有一瓶止痛药？不错不错！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;二级包，一级甲，二级头！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;哇！这个房子可以啊！这么肥的吗？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊美滋滋的又捡起眼前的平底锅，啧啧啧，运气不错啊！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;于此同时，屏幕右上角开始不停刷屏！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“吕冒紫使用拳头爆头击倒了我真的不是金贞孤！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“吕冒紫使用拳头爆头击倒了秋名山幼儿园园长！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“吕冒紫使用拳头爆头击杀了秋名山怡春院院长！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“吕冒紫最终击杀了秋名山幼儿园园长!”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;看来，吕大佬收获不错嘛！刘磊心里调侃道！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;正当刘磊准备赶往下一个资源点搜物资时，只听得耳麦里突然传来摩托车声以及一声惨叫！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“啊！救我！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;抬头一看，屏幕右上角赫然闪过一条信息！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“摄影爱好者徐州陈冠希驾驶摩托车撞倒了吕冒紫！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;卧槽！刘磊也顾不得手里并没有枪了，直奔吕大佬跑去！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;视线里，只见一个大汉骑着摩托车，绕着吕大佬所在树干不停绕着圈！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;而吕大佬呢，趴在树干旁，不停绕着爬，瑟瑟发抖！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“我，渣渣辉！打钱！”这个兄di显然已经玩嗨了，开始调戏起吕大佬来！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“现在我因为投资了山海经十个亿，身无分文！以至于被竞争对手沽天乐追杀，连跑路费都没有！给我打500块，待我王者归来，一定送你一只混沌尸鲲！助你纵横山海经，称霸服务器！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“噗嗤！这个b，这么逗的吗？”刘磊忍不住直接笑出声儿！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“你个臭男人！还不快来救我！”吕大佬见刘磊已经赶到了，居然不为所动，甚至还乐出了声儿！顿时火冒三丈，通红着双眼：“看我被调戏，你很舒服？”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“看我被欺负，你很爽？”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“看我被人凌辱成这样，你居然还笑出声儿？”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“你特么是不是有绿帽癖啊？”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“我”刘磊顿时被吕大佬怼的哑口无言！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“我什么我？救老娘啊！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哦！”刘磊见状也不敢再多说废话了，切出枪械额，切出平底锅，朝着大汉跑来！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;卧槽，他队友赶来了！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;大汉骑在摩托车上就是一惊！视线余光里，一个身影手持平底锅，头戴白色二级盔，背着背包直奔而来！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;也顾不得遗憾补不掉这个撞倒的人头了，黑大汉直接调转车头，准备逃掉！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嗡～嗡～”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;引擎轰鸣声响起，摩托车疾驰而去！吕冒紫见状心中就是一喜，却又瞬间变脸惊恐状！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;这个b，他居然又骑回来了！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嗡～嗡～”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;徐州陈冠希铁青着脸，目光死死盯住刘磊！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;，差点儿还真让你给忽悠住了！没枪你装个鸡儿装？拿个平底锅吓唬谁呢？真把爷我当成智障？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;看老子不撞死你个龟孙！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“心！他要撞你！”吕冒紫见刘磊突然停住脚步，仿佛被吓愣住了似的，一动也不动！不由得大声喊道！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嗯？怎么不躲？被吓傻了？”徐州陈冠希见状也一愣！来不及多想，疾驰而来的摩托车仿佛化身卸了刹车的神车五菱宏光！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;在速度的加持下，携以不可阻挡的动能迎面而来！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;就是现在！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊眉头一皱！猛的朝右方跳起，同时立刻转换视角，反手就是一平底锅拍下！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“梆！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;没拍中头！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊看着对方依旧稳稳的跨坐在摩托车上，来不及遗憾，握紧平底锅，静静地等待着对方的反应！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嘶～”徐州陈冠希看着自己已经减少近半的血条，一时间心里不禁泛起恐惧！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;这么强的吗？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;要不，先溜了？决赛圈再见？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;然而回头一看，只见刘磊依旧仿佛化身一座雕塑，面向着自己！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;阳光下，那右手中紧握着的平底锅熠熠生辉！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;一时间，只觉得无比刺眼！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;这个b，还在嘲讽我？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刚刚还心生恐惧的徐州陈冠希转瞬间完全被怒火取代！看也不看自己的血条，手指死死按住键，再度朝刘磊极速驶来！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;跳左边？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;还是右边？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;不管了！就是右边了！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;眼看着距离刘磊越来越近！徐州陈冠希一转方向盘！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;卧槽！他怎么原地起跳？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;他他怎么敢原地起跳？
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“梆！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;黑色平底锅精准的拍在徐州陈冠希脑袋上！顿时，大汉直接从摩托车上摔倒在地！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“芜湖全城第一帅使用平底锅爆头击倒了摄影爱好者徐州陈冠希！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;没错，芜湖全城第一帅正是刘磊在国服的号id！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“66666，芜湖第一锅侠刘磊！马老师，好好看，好好学！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“果然，当狗主播在拍下第一锅的时候，我便已然料想到这个结局！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“真黄冈补课学员！我等普通九年义务制教育甘拜下风！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“锅下生，锅下死！，狗主播收徒不？两百一位？要不三百也成啊！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;顾不得先补掉脚下这条咸鱼，刘磊赶忙跑到吕冒紫大佬身边，在丢下医疗包后，赶紧按下f。
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“起来先打包，我已经丢在地上了！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哦～好的！”吕冒紫姐姐显然被刘磊刚刚的惊天操作给震到了，以至于连语气都温柔多了！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“对了！有件事我必须强调下！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“额你说！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“我跟你又没啥关系，凭啥就给我扣了个绿帽癖？我吃瓜群众爱好看热闹不成吗？”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;吕冒紫姐姐：“”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“好了！你打药吧！”说着，刘磊转身离去，蹲到徐州陈冠希面前，手里的平底锅跃跃欲试！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“要杀就杀，你瞎晃个啥？”徐州陈冠希似乎很是硬气！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嘿嘿，别着急，我想跟你做个交易！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“啊？啥交易？”徐州陈冠希有些懵逼！
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“咳咳咳！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“那个，我一个朋友，唐僧！现在正在医院急等着做割包皮手术！手术费两千！急缺五百！只要你肯给他转账！我必定为你说好话，将他割下的包皮顺丰快递给你，等你吃下后必定长生不老，寿与天齐！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;徐州陈冠希：
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“对了，还有一句话忘说了！”
≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“快递不包邮哦亲！”
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