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第八十六章骚猪的恶趣味
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    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;只听得若风声泪俱下,好不凄凉,一时间,闻者伤心听者流泪,搞的刘磊觉得,好像自己不送出这只鸡,便对不起天地良心一样!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“等一下答复他!”骚猪好像意识到了什么,“你先拖住他!嘿嘿,容我化身探险家,且去探个案!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;说着,骚猪再次掏出手机,打开国宝v客户端,搜索若风直播间!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;咦?没开播?

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;又马不停蹄退出国宝v客户端,登上虎牙v!当看到首页上i大姐的直播间后,顿时喜笑颜开!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;就是这儿了!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;果不其然,在点进去一观后,iaya的id赫然出现在i大姐的队友栏!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哎~怎么说?”刘磊见骚猪半天没有动静,有些着急,“你能不能快点儿?毒圈儿就快要刷了,我快拖不住了啊!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“搞定,哈哈哈!”骚猪满是得意!原本还想着保全若风隐私,把自己的破案结果微信私聊给刘磊,但仔细一想,自己俩人可正在直播呢!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;指不定有多少人在录制视频,若风这点儿破事根本就瞒不住好吧?

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;于是,索性大大方方的在yy语音里公布出来!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;嘿嘿,若风,这可不能怪我哟!活该你点儿背,偏偏遇到我跟刘磊!哈哈哈哈哈!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“首先呢,这个二货的确是若风,我确认!”骚猪满脸奸笑,“其次,对于若风要求的这只鸡,其实我是不想给的!当然,我必须说清楚,这和当年战队抢了我那么多冠军奖金完全无关!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;骚猪无比正经的继续说道:“尽管他现在的双排队友是i大姐,但是,我们毕竟都曾是职业选手,毕竟,电子竞技”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“不需要女朋友?”前世对于若风暗恋i无比清楚的刘磊试探着问道。

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哇!兄di,你真的是賊鸡儿6!”骚猪似乎是很满意刘磊的抢答,却话锋一转,“不过我说兄di,你这种很容易孤撸一生的,你知道吗?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊:

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嘿嘿都说宁拆一座庙,不毁一桩婚!而且,既然都有了女朋友,我还玩尼玛的电子竞技?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊:

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“所以说,这只鸡还是让了?”狗队和李渊朔插话道。

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“没错!让!必须让!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;那你咋还说了这么多废话?刘磊不禁在心里疯狂吐槽。

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;不过嘴上依旧违心道:“按照dd你的说法,就算让,也要有个让法,有个章程咯?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“没错!”骚猪很是痛快,“嘿嘿,阿磊你可以答复他了!然后咱们四个站一起,让他丢雷!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;刘磊瞅着骚猪这副欠揍的模样,无语的转过头,和早已等的心神憔悴的若风继续交流起来。

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“风队,嘿嘿,你的提议我们答应了!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“真的?”原本等到现在,甚至已经心如死灰,不抱有希望的若风瞬间满血复活,“你你们答应了?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“对!答应了!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哇!兄弟!你快说,你是想要草莓和他闺女的合照还是微笑珍藏的韩国女团饭拍视频?还是说你有其他的想法,直接说!”大喜的若风此时哪里还管的上自己曾经的队友,甚至哪怕现在刘磊要求厂长让出心爱的f4,若风也会竭尽全力去争取一波!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“咳咳,都不用了,这样好了,我们四个现在站一起,你丢雷吧!”说着,骚猪三人开始朝刘磊靠拢,挤在一起!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;若风见此总算心底一块大石落了地,无比感动的掏出手雷,目光深情转向假车库一楼的厕所,

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;i,答应你的吃鸡,我若风,做到了!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“咔嚓!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;手雷一个低抛径直落在刘磊四人脚底!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哒哒哒!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哒哒哒!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;突然,只见得骚猪手中的4骤然发出剧烈的火光!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;一梭子子弹倾泻而出,而目标,赫然是毫无防备,静等吃鸡的若风!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“什么情况?他们反悔了?”血条瞬间清空的若风完全懵逼!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;紧接着,倒地状态下的若风直接被骚猪补掉,丝毫没有任何时间反应!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;而刘磊三人也被骚猪突如其来的开火吓了一跳!还未来得及询问,只听得“崩”的一声,四人瞬间升天!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;伴随着i电脑屏幕上“大吉大利,今晚吃鸡”的横幅拉起!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;两个无比惊喜的声音顿时响彻整个绝地求生岛!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;骚猪:哈哈哈哈!阿磊,老子十三杀了!你怎么说?

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;若风:i看到没?哈哈哈,我直接手握拉过环的手雷,以生命作诱饵,趁他们舔我包时,送他们瞬间爆炸,立刻升天!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“6666,啥也不解释了,咱们起点见!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“心疼若风!这么精彩的表演居然遇到了狗主播和骚猪?哈哈哈,明天知道后,怕不是要哭晕在厕所?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“难道只有我发现,骚猪这个b一直让狗主播和若风交流,怕不是早就憋着坏?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“i:老娘明明什么也没做,连个镜头都没有,凭啥就成了女主角?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“我八路军1师独立团一营营长张大彪正式宣布:若风想要女朋友?凉凉!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;好事儿的水友们可不仅仅只在骚猪和刘磊的直播间口嗨,更有不嫌麻烦者直接火速赶往虎牙v——i大姐直播间!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;随着节奏越带越热闹!很快,热衷于充当月老红娘,在i直播间的若风房管们也了解到了事件全部真相,纷纷微信直接发送到若风手机上!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“哇!若风,你这战术也太有想法了吧?”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嘿嘿,一般一般啦!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“别谦虚,明明就很厉害!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“嘿嘿,你过奖啦!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“以后你可一定要多带带我,吃鸡就拜托你啦!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“没问题!包在我身上!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;得到心上人夸奖的若风仿佛吃了一吨蜜蜂屎,从心眼儿里,由内而外的散发出无与伦比的甜蜜!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;突然,手机微信提示声仿佛过年的炮仗,突然间接连不断的响起!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;若风一愣!

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;面带疑惑的拿出手机一看

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;“刘谋!你特么的扔蛇怪!老子和你不共戴天!”

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;:感觉这届i没戏了啊!只有我一个人觉得虎有点儿混吗?

    ≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;≈a;a;b;光指望狗一个位打输出,这还玩个鸡儿
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